15 perfect stress things
Highschool was so Judgy. In college you saw someone riding a razor scooter to class in bunny pajamas and all you thought was... "That is a Smart man"
I do this all the time when I babysit my siblings and I say "ok mom has 3 so I have 7" and I'm like WHERE IS THE 7th!!! And I realize it's me. Ha ha.
Fired for life...
"I once saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich on the beach. He tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and froze and I just watched him die a little inside :("
Omg what the deck. Im laughing so hard i cant even type😂😂😂
YOU FELL ASLEEP IN MY CAR THAT I DRIVE THE WHOLE TIME
This guy that bullied me in middle school for being fat asked me out at the gym yesterday... He didn't know it was me till he asked my name, his face was priceless.