Most dangerous animals in Australia (pt. reasons for why you should come to Australia. Jks but seriously I live in Australia and the only things (on this list) I've actually seen here are red backs, wallabies, huntsmans and kangaroos
Yooooo Harold the Giraffe! He once asked how to spell unique and no one in my class could tell him so I put my hand up and literally read it directly from the wall like nobody else had noticed it?
As an australian, it's my fav ice cream. In NZ they call it a 'cookie crumble' . It's a gaytime!
"One does not simply eat an entire spoonful of Vegemite.
'One does not simply eat an entire spoonful of Vegemite.