Optimistic life is always punching me in the face<<< and this, children, is why I am neither a pessimist nor an optimist, I am a realist. Realist for the win! You only get punched in the face sometimes
Guess what I just realised that different places have different home telephone number starters. I thought everywhere in England they started with I am literally MIND BLOWN! Xx" - I just had to keep that caption
Historically, the “Beware Of Dog” sign has been used by dog owners to caution strangers at the door. But times have changed, and dog owners (and their dogs) now welcome guests to the door in a more lighthearted and humorous way.