Funny Halloween Ecard: Here you go kids, free condoms.. so you never have to bring kids trick or treating.. and if you fuck that up, here is some xanax, it helps.

Funny Halloween Ecard: Here you go kids, free condoms.. so you never have to bring kids trick or treating.. and if you fuck that up, here is some xanax, it helps.

I wanted to be you for halloween, but the store was out of Sloppy-Drunk- Ho-Bag-Slut costumes.

I wanted to be you for halloween, but the store was out of Sloppy-Drunk- Ho-Bag-Slut costumes.

What are you going to be for Halloween? I'm going to be intoxicated.

What are you going to be for Halloween? I'm going to be intoxicated.

Funny Halloween Ecard: Life is too short to not get drunk in a costume. // that one time.

Funny Halloween Ecard: Life is too short to not get drunk in a costume. // that one time.

Halloween Ecard I just made ~Made by Jackie G.C. #01SassyJax

Halloween Ecard I just made ~Made by Jackie G.C. #01SassyJax

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