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this will be my sign...oh yeah and prolly my answering machine message too just to cover everything that bugs the crap out of me :) lol

this will be my sign...oh yeah and prolly my answering machine message too just to cover everything that bugs the crap out of me :) lol

I need this for my car window. I can lift all day, but when it comes to running....

0.0 Non Runner Oval Sticker

I need this for my car window. I can lift all day, but when it comes to running....

Once you lick the frosting off a cupcake, it becomes a muffin..and muffins are healthy! You're welcome :)

Once you lick the frosting off a cupcake, it becomes a muffin..and muffins are healthy! You're welcome :)

Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator...Will pass out anywhere...Poor decision making skills...Argumentative...Speaks gibberish...Cries for no apparent reason...Zero inhibitions...No personal boundaries...Spontaneous vomiting...Poor short term memory...Gets belligerent if you take away their beer [insert favorite toy here]...One track mind...Loses everything...One volume setting – LOUD!

Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator...Will pass out anywhere...Poor decision making skills...Argumentative...Speaks gibberish...Cries for no apparent reason...Zero inhibitions...No personal boundaries...Spontaneous vomiting...Poor short term memory...Gets belligerent if you take away their beer [insert favorite toy here]...One track mind...Loses everything...One volume setting – LOUD!

HA, this happens fairly frequently! Parenthood & fashion don't always mix...LOL!

HA, this happens fairly frequently! Parenthood & fashion don't always mix...LOL!

lmfao they should Want to go to Pythons, honey? I just like their wings...

Haha I don't use a straightener but a curling iron one would be efficient hahaha

Haha I don't use a straightener but a curling iron one would be efficient hahaha

The fashion police should print more good advice into clothing - Imgur

The fashion police should print more good advice into clothing

The fashion police should print more good advice into clothing - Imgur

Try almost 2 and a 3 year old, and people have the nerve to say my house is a mess!!!! How about you give it a try!!??

Jerry Seinfeld on parenting a 2-year-old

Try almost 2 and a 3 year old, and people have the nerve to say my house is a mess!!!! How about you give it a try!!??

I don't know what your talking about.... Haha

What Really Happens At Naptime