My dog, a rotweiller mastiff never got the memo he's not a lap dog (or a person)! He wants to be as close to the people in the room as possible, weather that's sitting on the couch, your lap or your foot!
Oh my gosh. As cute as daschunds are... They have the nastiest habits. They roll in smelly things outside to disguise their smells.... Ours also likes to eat poop! That's why I don't let him kiss me! This is for suzy, ok linda!