Do it NOW or stop talking about doing it. Stop whining. Stop bitching about being "fat". Stop complaining about your "fat face". If you're not willing to try, I am not willing to listen. See me? I'm doing something about it. It's called GETTING OFF MY ASS, RUNNING AND WORKING OUT, and eating HEALTHY. Yes, preparing my meal. Not fast food. :-) It pays off.
Fact. It's like opening and closing portals but the hall has only doors, no walls. Burn that door if you never want to revisit that portal again and poof! It's over. Now thank The Lord for your blessings and wait for another portal to appear.