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"I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination." Don't let anyone tell you (and your sexy imagination) otherwise.

Yup

Yup

I so would love to make this into a shirt and wear for a few people who think they are SO GREAT!! The people who have to hide what they work on to make themselves look better!

Don't like me? Have a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck.and please don't assume that the word bitches is referring to women only.

Except I'd rather it be between Sunday and Monday

Weekend Quote I Really Need A Day Between Saturday And Sunday Anna Scott Typography Inspiration

Perfect... This here is a shoutout to all you fucks I've ever worked with for being a rat & cold bitch...

It’s not that, it’s just…

I'm weird, I'm lame, I run into things, I spill food, I trip, I scream about random and stupid stuff. But, I like it that way.

I am who i am. I'm weird. I'm lame, i run into things, i spill food, i trip, i scream annoy random and stupid stuff.

msexplorer:  theflipsideofme777:  thekhoolhaus:  Shit happens XD  Yep.  LMAO… yep!!  Yes ….what can I do

Trust me. When I woke up today I had no plans to be this sexy. But hey, shit happens.

Thanks Jeannie!

Bitch, I will punch you by accident on purpose. Lulz I got jokes to bitch ~ Punch

In alcohol's defense @Carey Baldwin Salvador  re: twitter  lol

Quotes: In alcohol's defense I've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too!

Now there's a challenge for  you !! Which you will fail... Again!! Just saying..,

I am an acquired taste. Don[']t like me? Acquire some taste!

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