"The Surface, Microsoft's first tablet, feels like a Mercedes-Benz to me, people! The full-size keyboard built right into the cover makes work easy, the very smart kickstand makes watching a movie or Skyping a friend a delight, the less-than-a-pound-and-a-half weight makes a great alternative to a laptop, and the many other features make it fun for work and play. Now, that's a wowser!"--Oprah

What's that? You think I want to be you? No, sweetheart, I have much higher goals in life. Much. Higher.

With age comes skill. I can laugh, cough, sneeze and pee all at the same time. It's called multitasking!

No, I haven't met Mr. right but I have met Mr. liar, Mr. cheater, Mr. player, Mr. creepy, Mr. rude, Mr. deadbeat and Mr. let's just have some fun.

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