Providing Director Fury with leftover shawarma does not mean that he will let personnel ‘off the hook’ after said personnel locked Loki in the only intact bathroom remaining in Stark Tower, and went AWOL for shawarma while the rest of S.H.I.E.L.D. had to deal with the aftermath of what Stark misguidedly referred to as a ‘party’. Debriefs are scheduled for 0900 hours and EVERYONE will be there.
S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #354:Giving food and beverages you’ve invented idiosyncratic, Avengers-related names is all well and good, but naming a thick, creamy, green drink ‘Hulk Juice’ is inevitably going to lead to some embarrassing misunderstandings. [Submitted by jcatgrl]