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Story of my life! Euchre and Dice are much better at home with food, drinks, and friends. We still drink like fish.we DO live in Wisconsin.

"a man who makes a mistress his wife, has re-opened the position of mistress"

Funny Birthday Ecard: Happy Birthday to the love of my life and the biggest pain in my ass.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

My husband said I woke up and slapped him one night and the next morning I told him I had a dream he cheated on me.

Apps on iPhone

Whenever I delete an app on my iPhone, the shaking icons make me feel that they're panicked over who's getting cut from the team. --I will never look at that the same

Omg I hateee to run!

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Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

This made me giggle! Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

You can't put flowers in an asshole and call it a vase.

Don't make excuses for him. You can't put flowers in an asshole and call it a vase. Yep Steve is an asshole cheats on his live in girlfriend and talks bad about his ex wife.

@Lynsie Magill or anything to drink in doubles LOL

Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two. One for me and one for you! (Now hurry up and get better Anna!

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Funny Confession Ecard: Dear, sweatpants & hoodies, Thanks for being there for me. Sincerely, Sexy & I know it, but too Lazy to show it.

This day sucks Balls. Bahahahahahahaha!!!!!! I REALLY LOVE WINE

how i feel a lot lol Roses are dead, violets are fine. This day sucks balls. I really love wine.

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