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...the wall is always in my way

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, & the wall gets in the way. *And I don't fall, I just attack the floor sometimes--when it gives me attitude*

too true, despite the fact that it should say "woman" and not "women". Grammar people

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Ha!  What a great idea!

I changed my password to "incorrect" so whenever I forget what it is. the computer will say your password is incorrect!

OMG this used to be me when I was a teen! .... Then a really scary, yet funny experience completely cured me of this fear!  LOL!

Its funny last night I was looking out and I told myself that no one's face is going to appear then my brother went outside, he jumped in front of the window and screamed.scared me half to death. Never looking out the window ever again.

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Based on how I react when toast pops out of the toaster, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion. Funny Pictures Of The Day – 65 Pics

and I've mastered that skill!

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.then I must have some serious skill :D

Totally know this feeling all too well. Stupid sprained ankle... lol

This made me laugh so hard! Probably because I have fallen down the stairs at least 20 times in my life.a couple of those times was actually walking UP the stairs lol

I don't know why this made me laugh ... I just kept picturing this dude in a tree like '.... help? ... anybody? .... Hello? ..."

Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.omg, i don't need a prince charming, but this is hysterical!

Funny Dog Owner | I named my dog 5 Miles so I can tell people I walk 5 Miles every day! | From Funny Technology - Google+ via I Wastes So Much Time

So wrong . I named my dog Miles" so I can tell people I walk 5 Miles everyday .

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"Did you do it?" He asked. "I didn't do it" She responded. "Then why are you laughing, Grif?" "Cause, whoever did it is a freaking genius.