My husband fat? Wow. Funny. My kids ugly? Yeah, ok. They don't have screwed up eyes. The only yelling in my house is from laughter and intimate moments. I'm not sure when my husband told you these bombshells..oh wait you invented it because your life is so empty you keep seeking me out on various social networking sites. I think the funniest part was the idea of you in school when you can hardly read and write. You are so phony. I'm more fond of the word legitimate opposed to bastard..