Get it straight. Unless you're as big as a planet and you actually have your own gravitational pull. I dunno, maybe call yourself Penisticularis or Coochroameris. But if you have non of that it's Sucksville for you.
Thanks for listening to my problem and somehow making it about you.---STORY. OF. MY. LIFE!!! (That no one will ever hear cause yet again, they turned it around and we end up talking about THEM! Oh the irony!!!!)