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Because I'm a good volume texter.

Because I'm a good volume texter.

She had just looked at her texts from the night before. She was reporting back to me.

She had just looked at her texts from the night before. She was reporting back to me.

Funny because I swear its real!!!

Funny because I swear its real!!!

@Annekah Tolley @Kylie Martinez @Savannah Elise @Liesel Rebekah-  yep. Sums up all of our sibling arguments.

@Annekah Tolley @Kylie Martinez @Savannah Elise @Liesel Rebekah- yep. Sums up all of our sibling arguments.

Dear sweatpants hoodies, thanks for being there for me. Sincerely, sexy and I know it, but too lazy to show it. quotes

Dear sweatpants hoodies, thanks for being there for me. Sincerely, sexy and I know it, but too lazy to show it. quotes

would be funnier if without hesitation got an answer . . . that would be the creation of a new freindship

would be funnier if without hesitation got an answer . . . that would be the creation of a new freindship

My wife doesnt seem to like it too much

My gf doesn't seem to like it too much

Because people on the floor usually aren't hustling like cashiers! Couldn't stand working for them.

Because people on the floor usually aren't hustling like cashiers! Couldn't stand working for them.

For my husband, who says things like this a lot. He's a Drill Sergeant. It's one of the nicer things he could say.

For my husband, who says things like this a lot. He's a Drill Sergeant. It's one of the nicer things he could say.

I wish my phone would ask me this on weekend. it would save me lots of trouble later...

I wish my phone would ask me this on weekend. it would save me lots of trouble later...