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'Can I borrow that quarter?' No! That's my Aldi quarter! It's essential to the complete Aldi shopping experience!

'Can I borrow that quarter? That's my Aldi quarter! It's essential to the complete Aldi shopping experience! Lol I keep a quarter specifically for trips to Aldi

Not sure what I'm more excited about - you getting married or me getting drunk at your reception. Congrats!!!

Not sure what I'm more excited about - you getting married or me getting drunk at your reception.

Bitch, my existence pisses you off. Stay bitter, it distracts people from noticing your plastic surgeries aren't working.

Funny pictures about It's complicated. Oh, and cool pics about It's complicated. Also, It's complicated photos.

Sorry you missed the smart train  and ended up on the back  of the jackass wagon,   then fell out into the   dumbass ditch.

Sorry you missed the smart train and ended up on the back of the jackass wagon, then fell out into the dumbass ditch.- Too funny not to pin!

Just a heads up that when I give my maid of honor speech, I will be crying because I am wasted......love u sissy! lol

Just a heads up that when I give my maid of honor speech, I will be crying because I am wasted.

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Sweetheart, mommy is going to unleash hell's fury if I have to repeat myself to you one more time.

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