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“when you go to the bathroom during a commercial break and then you hear the show come back on”

Gilmore Girls. My favorite quote! "People are particularly stupid today, I can't talk to anymore of them."

The phone rings at both ends. The road travels in both directions. Relationships require action on both parts. If you're not doing your part, then don't complain.

I saw this and it immediately hurt my heart because it looks like a TARDIS graveyard- even if they aren't blue.

“No human relation gives one possession in another—every two souls are absolutely different. In friendship or in love, the two side by side raise hands together to find what one cannot reach alone.” ::: kahlil gibran

Corny But Funny Two Line Puns

Corny But Funny Two Line Puns