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if you're my friend, it's more likely to be ho, bitch, babe, nerd, weirdo, idiot, sexy, beautiful, child, dear, love, etc...but if I don't know you I guess I'd be forced to use the ones on the post 😅😅 but I prob. wouldn't be talking to someone I don't know that well anyway. also I refuse to use mate. just no. ew. animals engaging in coitus is the only acceptable use for the word mate.

Maybe you should just stop being afraid. And just love her as hard as you can. Fuck your walls. Just jump. There is no better time for bravery than in love and in war.

Instead Of doing that I turned my strength into sadness and My Uniqueness into Loneliness Why couldn't I be like him

"We should start referring to "Age" as "Levels”, So "I'm at level 32" sounds more badass than just being an old person."

My dad had a bowl of spicy peanuts and I wanted to eat some and he just yelled stop staring at my nuts

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Some will not always understand what your going through, though God sees and is doing a mighty work, march on like the soldier God has called us to be, if God be for us, who can be against us? Thank God for His presence in trouble, through trials and persecution

repair yourself with gold, the scars make you unique, be proud of them

They know so many languages that Tony becomes fluent as well trying to understand them. He does and they go silent until the day they memorize a new language they made up using words from every language. Tony gives up.