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) Lol and her psycho friend if you are 37 and older have no job but your kids are in school all day, then you need to get a life and stop obsessing over mine. You will never win!

If you can't see the front of your bikini bottoms you should probably wear a one piece.. You're welcome.

Funny Seasonal Ecard: If you can't see the front of your bikini bottoms you should probably wear a one piece.

Yep, that's me. I can't help it.

Haha this is so me! I cant even tell you how many times my mouth has gotten me into trouble bc I definately do not have a filter! And those of you who know me well, know this is a fact. That is why you love me!

LOVE THIS! I know people with this talent!

It is impressive that you are flexible enough to have your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass all at the same time. Maybe one day I will say this to someone ha ha

Blame Shifting Tactic

Blame Shifting Tactic

Sure, you'll go tell everyone that I was crazy, but you'll forget to tell them the part about you being an ass.They always forget that part.yeah, a little pp always makes an ass

Forgive and forget? I'm neither Jesus nor do I have Alzheimer's. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Confession Ecard: Forgive and forget? I'm neither Jesus nor do I have Alzheimer's.

Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy an entire room.

Funny Confession Ecard: Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy an entire room.

Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway? | Birthday Ecard | someecards.com

Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway? That's about what it would take for me to attend a princess party.

Yep.

Funny Flirting Ecard: If you're talking behind my back. you're in a real good position to kiss my ass.

Lmao...kiss my ass cuz you can't compete on even the most basic level #psycho #cuntessa

SomeEcards : How to make your own e-cards in seconds AND it's hilarious !!

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Just admit it, all any woman wants in life is to do Christian Grey-ish things to the entire cast of Magic Mike.

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