Someone's going to need another book. LOL. I had something like this happen to a library book about dog training. The librarian busted out laughing. She thought it was so funny she didn't even charge me for the book.
Hahaha. Yes, 'apparently' we have one (death stare). I've been told I have one, sometimes even when I'm perfectly fine and happy, but it's frustrating because I never know I'm doing it, haha. Then people constantly ask, "are you okay?" and no matter how many times you tell them you're fine, they don't believe you....then you crack-it for real because you're exhausted from their interrogation and then they're like, "SEE!!! You ARE mad!!" By this point, we're ready to kill someone, hahaha!