Hahaha yes! (My fave part is the "Suggest highly improbable consequences." ...the example using feral cats as a probable next step to leaving dirty dishes in the sink is spot on and hilarious — How to write a passive aggressive note... but seriously. :)
This happens to me all the time at work, and puts me in a horrible mood because people telling me to "cheer up" or smile causes me to think that I must look like a miserable bitch even when I'm in a good mood. I CAN'T HELP IT, THAT'S JUST MY FACE lol!!