"You know I'd rather walk on my lips than to criticize anyone, but Janice Vanmeter. I bet you money she paid 500 dollars for that dress and don't even bother to wear a girdle. Looks like two pigs fightin' under a blanket" -Steel Magnolias favorite!
Little Joey's very creative art project of a finger puppet show resulted in a 3 week expulsion from third grade. He might have gotten away with a lot less except the finger being eaten by the zombies was an excellent likeness of Principal Moon.
"Trespassers Will Be Eaten by Zombies Metal Garden Yard Sign Walker oh i so want this sign. me and lucien are addicted to walking dead. ha ha ha" no idea who wrote that or why, but apparently this is joe walker-relevant.