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I'd fly around the area of the White House and just wait. I'd be the only Condor in the area & those who know me will know who my target is.

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This is exactly how I feel. I know so many "story tellers" it isn't funny! But I never call them out on their bullshit, because I think the stories are just to humorous not to hear! Lmao!

Those close to me might say this is so true of me but really my mother was the Queen of this talent ... tyle.b