When your parents say you didn't clean something good enough so they watch you clean it again.
Today's housekeeping tip! Haha Brilliant!
FR FR HOW I FEEL INSIDE PARENTHOOD IS LIKE CONTINUOUSLY CLEANING UP AFTER A PARTY YOU DIDN'T ATTEND
Baby Swiffer -- For all of the feeding and caretaking you do, you might as well get a little something out of it, like a clean hardwood floor.
I live in constant fear of sitting on a toilet seat warmed by my coworker.
I now officially love my period. And by "love", I mean "slightly hate less" and "thank you for helping me clean up murder"
Instead of cleaning I just watched an episode of Hoarders. I didn't realize how fantastic my house really looks. #ecards
Use a dustpan creatively to fill a bucket. Why didn't I ever think of this?
Dear Door Cleaner, you did your job too darn well...