Haha so true. I did this. I also have chocolate on my desk at work so if one of the ladies has a bad phone cal they get chocolate. But I never partake. And I never get phone calls. Evil laughter follows.
How I felt at the end of every day that I was bullied at work. Being a good person, however (unlike the a-hole boss), I held off on the gestures until I got to my car.....or if the elevator was empty (and no security cameras). Sheesh!