Mark Twain once said, “Don’t argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.” It doesn’t count, however, if your shirt does the arguing for you. The red You're A Douchebag T-shirt by DPCTED presents your side of things clearly with the words Don’t Hate Me Because You’re A Douchebag printed across the chest. Well said, shirt. Well said.