"*wears a dress* Them: oooo who you looking good for?) Me: I was too lazy to match 2 pieces of clothing so here I am"-> the same thing happens with skirts. I'm not trying to dress up, I just didn't feel like wearing pants so.
Lol when i was like 5 i said that i had a magic blanket (like the magic carpet in aladdin) and then a jumped of a couch almost sitting on rhe blanket and I thought i was flying but then. I hit the floor flat on my bum.