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Community Post: The Top 11 "Dance Moms" Quotes Of All Time

<b>Because nothing says Tuesday night like an overweight dance dictator crushing tiny child dreams!</b>

" How did you stop believing in Santa Claus? Mine went like this: Me: Can we put out cookies for Santa? Mom: No Me: Why? Mom: I don't want cookies"

"I have a black eye I told my mom its because I got in a fight But I really just opened the fridge and sneezed really hard at the same time and hit my face "

"My mom came home with a purple Christmas tree and it's real "

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