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Hear me when I tell you this: people who ignore you, until it suits them to talk wot you, are not worth your friendship or your time!

You mean, I'm not the only one that does this?? My poor kids...had more than their fair share of purple skittles and pineapple lifesavers! Haha!

"My Sister: Your car smells like dog. Me: That makes sense considering there's a bitch in the front seat. Mic Drop."

My science teacher told us these jokes when I was in 6th grade (exept for the brick part, and she told it a little differently). Imma not for the bad language at the end, but it's still HILARIOUS ;p
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Troll contest.

My science teacher told us these jokes when I was in 6th grade (exept for the brick part, and she told it a little differently). Imma not for the bad language at the end, but it's still HILARIOUS ;p

Sherlock: I'm curious, since when do we investigate street crime? Joan: Since when do you open my mail? Sherlock: ...How long have you lived here?