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"I don’t like making plans for the day because then the word premeditated gets thrown around in the courtroom" (ecards)

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@Kristin Crawford  Majesty and Shit.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Adding 'and shit' at the end of a sentence, can make anything sound thug. Example: ' I was playing with my bubbles and shit.

And this is why our 6 year old does not throw temper tantrums, shows respect ("yes/no sir/ma'am") and has manners ("yes/no thank you" or "yes/no please"). Demonstrate to them NOW so they can and will grow up to be a respectable adult. Tough love, baby. Works like a charm.

Funny Family Ecard: A time out?it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool.

just a little me humor!!! ☍-☽ LoL!!!

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I may look calm, but in my head, I've punched you in the face 3 times.

Baby on board. Oh really? Ok. I was going to ram into the back of you car, but now I won't.

Baby on board.

Lol I will never have a baby on board sticker on my car ever! : *Baby On Board* Oh really? I WAS going to ram into the back of your car, but now I wont.

The many...

Share this if you know someone who is alive today simply because you don't want to go to prison. ~ not worth the time behind bars plus their miserable lonely life is enough punishment.

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Running eCard--I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than two minutes.

Why was that necessary?!

Funny Confession Ecard: Curling irons have a warning tag that says 'For external use only.' Which one of you sick people made that necessary?

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