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Because your mother had sex, lied about it (to not get stoned to death) and now here we are.  #Jesus

Because your mother had sex, lied about it (to not get stoned to death) and now here we are. #Jesus

The sultry, sexy quote from the one and only, Elaine Benes by Marlene Silveira

The sultry, sexy quote from the one and only, Elaine Benes by Marlene Silveira

i #love that sound you make when you shut the fuck up - #quote #shutup

i #love that sound you make when you shut the fuck up - #quote #shutup

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