“When mom ask you to help with the groceries but you can't find your shoes”
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I have two cats, and I still find this post relatable. They just loooove chewing plastic.
I shouldn't Pin things with naughty words, but this was just too good to pass up.
Why do people always want to be doing things anyway? No. I do not want to go anywhere. I do not want to do anything. I want the world to just be quiet for awhile.
Funny tumblr post
*Dials 911* I NEED A FIRETRUCK, HERE, NOW! THERE'S A FIRE! BECAUSE SOMEBODY'S JUST SO DAMN HOT THAT THEY CAUGHT ON FIRE.
"You've heard of Panic! At The Disco, now get ready for Anxiety! In The Target Parking Lot."
Oh my gosh my boyfriend is sitting next to me and he just screamed with happiness at this