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hi.. welcome to my blog.. im in tumblr since i'm a sad and ugly as fuck girl. DELCA CXXX Adventure Time ₪ ø lll·o. ♥"Some people believe in God, I believe in Music. Some people pray, I turn up the radio."♥ ECHELON Bring Me The Horizon ♥

"Me: How are you doing today, sir? Older Gentlemen: I'm old. But, I'm vertical and above room temperature, so I guess that's better than nothing. Made my day. "

This is exactly what I should tell him now. And I should have told him then, although he has certainly gotten a lot worse than he was then.

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