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Every day I choose between keeping my job and punching my boss in the face.

Every day I choose between keeping my job and punching my boss in the face. 70 more days!

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You really must do everything you can to keep your customers happy otherwise they will end up like this.

"I know I'm Customer Service, but they don't pay me enough to care about you. Let me put you on hold while I make fun of you with my co-workers."

"I know I'm Customer Service, but they don't pay me enough to care about you. Let me put you on hold while I make fun of you with my co-workers." Gotta love that mute button lol

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And this is why our 6 year old does not throw temper tantrums, shows respect ("yes/no sir/ma'am") and has manners ("yes/no thank you" or "yes/no please"). Demonstrate to them NOW so they can and will grow up to be a respectable adult. Tough love, baby. Works like a charm.

Funny Family Ecard: A time out?it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool.

why do we extend ourselves beyond our heart's desire? i am working on being more authentic.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I love the feeling you get when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to have in the first place.

I talk a lot about tequila, drinking and having a good time. I could count on my fingers alone the number of times I've actually had a drink so far this year. (Need the fingers to help me count; sure can't do it in my head... too stoned.) Just kidding. LOL!

Funny Confession Ecard: We're not alcoholics. We generally only drink on the weekends. Except for special occasions. And boredom. And Thursdays. Which some people consider weekends.

I should run for political office just to see what kind of scandalous dirt they dig up. It be nice to piece together my twenties.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: I should run for political office just to see what kind of scandalous dirt they dig up. It be nice to piece together my twenties.

Can I have some, "my diet starts tomorrow." ?

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

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