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I am like obsessed with the "I wasn't that drunk" texts!! They're awesome!

I am like obsessed with the "I wasn't that drunk" texts! They're awesome!

Mattie I would NOT be ursula. I would be... King triton! No wait that's iggy

Mattie I would NOT be ursula. I would King triton!

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Hahahahaa lol my friends are probably thinking yeah that's you

Ownage - JordanDude, you were so drunk last night.I wasn't that drunk!!!You threw Goldfish crackers at my carpet and yelled, 'SWIM, BITCHES, SWIM!!!'...Oh.

Ownage - JordanDude, you were so drunk last night.I wasn't that drunk!You threw Goldfish crackers at my carpet and yelled, 'SWIM, BITCHES, SWIM!

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