Sandwich  Loaf!  One of the most ubiquitous and celebrated recipes on Pinterest.  Most  comments describe it as blue or turquoise.  Yet, it's a green horror!  With mayonnaise, cream cheese, onions,  sour cream, canned salmon, and  (of course) olives!

Sandwich Loaf! One of the most ubiquitous and celebrated recipes on Pinterest. Most comments describe it as blue or turquoise. Yet, it's a green horror! With mayonnaise, cream cheese, onions, sour cream, canned salmon, and (of course) olives!

Snow Cap Spread.  No, it's not the Pinterest mystery finally revealed as Salmon Party Salad, but it does appear to be a cousin.  Beware of any recipe that says "Mound on plate," especially when it involves canned deviled ham and cream cheese.  (1960)

Snow Cap Spread. No, it's not the Pinterest mystery finally revealed as Salmon Party Salad, but it does appear to be a cousin. Beware of any recipe that says "Mound on plate," especially when it involves canned deviled ham and cream cheese. (1960)

Be not deceived, Bundt cake lovers.  This is not a Bundt cake.   It is a sorry layering of canned pineapple slices and cream cheese arranged in a bundt cake pan in an attempt at trickery.

Be not deceived, Bundt cake lovers. This is not a Bundt cake. It is a sorry layering of canned pineapple slices and cream cheese arranged in a bundt cake pan in an attempt at trickery.

The monster within. Under the layers of cream and whipped cream hides a green slime ready to jump and eat your face.

The monster within. Under the layers of cream and whipped cream hides a green slime ready to jump and eat your face.

Outrigger Salad!  Ah, those times when recipes were so easy and fun! Buy Foremost cottage cheese and splatter a huge blob of it in a plate, slice a banana in two, add pretzel sticks add bits of canned pineapple, et voila! You have an Hawaiian double-hulled canoe!

Outrigger Salad! Ah, those times when recipes were so easy and fun! Buy Foremost cottage cheese and splatter a huge blob of it in a plate, slice a banana in two, add pretzel sticks add bits of canned pineapple, et voila! You have an Hawaiian double-hulled canoe!

MACARONI, THE PASTA THAT NEVER EXISTED. Example n.6: macaroni, ham and cheese.  Like bread, crackers never go together with pasta. Never.  It's a sin that no Italian would ever forgive.

MACARONI, THE PASTA THAT NEVER EXISTED. Example n.6: macaroni, ham and cheese. Like bread, crackers never go together with pasta. Never. It's a sin that no Italian would ever forgive.

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