Sandwich  Loaf!  One of the most ubiquitous and celebrated recipes on Pinterest.  Most  comments describe it as blue or turquoise.  Yet, it's a green horror!  With mayonnaise, cream cheese, onions,  sour cream, canned salmon, and  (of course) olives!

Sandwich Loaf! One of the most ubiquitous and celebrated recipes on Pinterest. Most comments describe it as blue or turquoise. Yet, it's a green horror! With mayonnaise, cream cheese, onions, sour cream, canned salmon, and (of course) olives!

Sour Cream Chicken Mousse.  Looks like tombstones in a graveyard.

Sour Cream Chicken Mousse. Looks like tombstones in a graveyard.

Snow Cap Spread.  No, it's not the Pinterest mystery finally revealed as Salmon Party Salad, but it does appear to be a cousin.  Beware of any recipe that says "Mound on plate," especially when it involves canned deviled ham and cream cheese.  (1960)

Snow Cap Spread. No, it's not the Pinterest mystery finally revealed as Salmon Party Salad, but it does appear to be a cousin. Beware of any recipe that says "Mound on plate," especially when it involves canned deviled ham and cream cheese. (1960)

As Elaine** would aptly say "it needs more olives", whatever that thing is.     **Elaine  Sieberg recently made headlines, together with the discovery of the Higgs boson particle, for decoding the deceptive Salmon Party Salad, the most mysterious vintage recipe on Pinterest history.

As Elaine** would aptly say "it needs more olives", whatever that thing is. **Elaine Sieberg recently made headlines, together with the discovery of the Higgs boson particle, for decoding the deceptive Salmon Party Salad, the most mysterious vintage recipe on Pinterest history.

Be not deceived, Bundt cake lovers.  This is not a Bundt cake.   It is a sorry layering of canned pineapple slices and cream cheese arranged in a bundt cake pan in an attempt at trickery.

Be not deceived, Bundt cake lovers. This is not a Bundt cake. It is a sorry layering of canned pineapple slices and cream cheese arranged in a bundt cake pan in an attempt at trickery.

The monster within. Under the layers of cream and whipped cream hides a green slime ready to jump and eat your face.

The monster within. Under the layers of cream and whipped cream hides a green slime ready to jump and eat your face.

MACARONI, THE PASTA THAT NEVER EXISTED. Example n.6: macaroni, ham and cheese.  Like bread, crackers never go together with pasta. Never.  It's a sin that no Italian would ever forgive.

MACARONI, THE PASTA THAT NEVER EXISTED. Example n.6: macaroni, ham and cheese. Like bread, crackers never go together with pasta. Never. It's a sin that no Italian would ever forgive.

DECEIVING FOOD!  The title says "Crusty Salmon Shortcake," but we think it's a volcano island, and Grandma believes it's Liberace.

DECEIVING FOOD! The title says "Crusty Salmon Shortcake," but we think it's a volcano island, and Grandma believes it's Liberace.

Is that supposed to be a pig? a cat with an enormous nose? a roast-beef impersonator? All we know for sure is that it's a vintage recipe that comes back over and over with all its horrors unanswered.

Is that supposed to be a pig? a cat with an enormous nose? a roast-beef impersonator? All we know for sure is that it's a vintage recipe that comes back over and over with all its horrors unanswered.

MACARONI, THE PASTA THAT NEVER EXISTED. Example n.1: Franco-American-Macaroni. Franco-American-Macaroni sound as genuine as Swiss-Bolivian-Sushi.

MACARONI, THE PASTA THAT NEVER EXISTED. Example n.1: Franco-American-Macaroni. Franco-American-Macaroni sound as genuine as Swiss-Bolivian-Sushi.

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