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I don't date somebody just for their looks. That draws me in, but it's their personality, humor and intelligence that make me stay.

When my mom tells me to act my age I tell her "I don't know how to act my age because I have never been this age before." She gets so mad.

Me: *wishes more people would pay attention to me* Also me: *wishes people would leave me alone* Ah, the joys of being an extroverted introvert...


12 Best The Big Bang Theory Quotes from The Military Miniaturization (10x02)

Retinal Scanner: Access denied. Sheldon and Leonard: It knows! Howard Wolowitz: Oh, oh, oh, oh, guys, hold me upside down! Retinal Scanner: Howard Wolowitz, access granted. All three together (Sheldon, Leonard and Howard): Yay!

Professor: "1 out of every 5 of you will develop an anxiety disorder" Me: *looking at my row* "I got you fam"

WHO'S WITH ME????? ✊✊✊✊✊✊ • Thanks @omgkenzieee for sending me this GEM • #DoTheHotpants #smashthepatriarchy #feminism

Despicable me / Harry potter humor There's no Harry Potter mash up that doesn't work.