Ma'am. Your daughters car has just been deservedly egged by a blind man. Please close the door and go back inside or we'll be forced to call the police." -Augustus Waters | THE FAULT IN OUR STARS by John Green in theaters June 2014
Sometimes when I read John Green's novels, I just imagine crying when reading his books and he'll be there to hold me and constantly whisper, "It's okay, it's only a book and you'll be alright."........is that weird?