My girlfriend left a note on the fridge: It's not working, I can't take it anymore. I am going to my Mum's place. I opened the fridge. The light came on. The beer was cold... What the hell is she talking about?
What Kind Of Unicorn Are You? You got: Dark Unicorn You’re a splendid vision of dark power and black magical glitter! Your other unicorn friends know not to cross you, and you strike fear and wonderment and awe into the hearts of mere humans. All shall love you and despair!