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9:15pm:you punch yourself accidentally trying to pull the covers up............6:18am:you have a black eye and don't even know what happened to it to make it black

9:15pm:you punch yourself accidentally trying to pull the covers up............6:18am:you have a black eye and don't even know what happened to it to make it black

Maybe his phone and everything got taken away and he was thinking of ways to kill everyone HOPE IT MADE YOUR DAY!--> -_- for the love of-or MAY ENGLISH he was enjoying life unlike some people who spend all dang dong day on TV or phones

It took me a second, but I literally howled and laughed when I understood this. And it's so true.

It took me a second, but I literally howled and laughed when I understood this. And it's so true.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. (just so you know people eating an aged laying chicken is not a good idea. they are tough and stingy, if you want chicken raise young meat chickens and prepare them young or its a waste and very bad meat!?)

IF THEY WILL CHEAT WITH YOU, THEY WILL CHEAT ON YOU! IT'S CALLED KARMA!

IF THEY WILL CHEAT WITH YOU, THEY WILL CHEAT ON YOU! IT'S CALLED KARMA!