"Maybe if you go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning." is literally the human version of, "Have you tried turning it off and back on?" Oh, my gosh! This probably made me laugh more than it should have! :)
Yep in this kind of situation you will be hoping and praying that a red bull cannot give you wings and throw you through the air. The water seems like a safe place to go and where is the can when you need it the most?