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I can't stand voicemail. If you leave me a long message then you can't be angry if I don't call you back because I know I have already heard your complete conversation. Text me or hang up and I am smart enough to return the call.

I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, an others I'd love to punch in the face!

it also helps if you remember your phone in the first place

it also helps if you remember your phone in the first place

Budlight to be exact.

How to Organize Your Tiny Closet Like an Expert

I will probably feel this way all my life. even though I was born in 1990.  More like I feel the 90s were ten years ago

I will probably feel this way all my life. even though I was born in 1990. More like I feel the 90s were ten years ago

Funny, my siblings are well past toddler age and still follow these rules!

'Toddler's Rules of Possession' Put the 'MINE' Phase Into Perspective

Funny, my siblings are well past toddler age and still follow these rules!

Pure lies! You can never open it there! > There is plenty of "adult language" whenever I have to open anything with one of these stupid perforated tabs - Ethel, bring the chain saw!

Pure lies!

Pure lies! You can never open it there! > There is plenty of "adult language" whenever I have to open anything with one of these stupid perforated tabs - Ethel, bring the chain saw!

Manicure. Paying 30 dollars to get made fun of in another language.

Manicure. Paying 30 dollars to get made fun of in another language.

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