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funny quotes and pictures to share Posted by Clark on Feb 13, 2013 in Random stuff

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Adult dyslexia and how to manage it

Random fact. I feel proud of myself to be able to read this.>>> terezi is my fav troll and so I am very used to this

"When you're on a roll, cleaning, being productive... Then sit down for a minute and lose all energy and motivation to continue. "

"when you're really hungry but theres nothing to eat so you just walk around in you kitchen opening all the cabinets over and over again just incase something magically appears "

" I borrowed by sister's laptop and came across this. It started out normal, but escalated pretty quickly. "

"I follow my kids' social media closely. I noticed my daughter was following Trump and his campaign on Twitter. When I asked her about it, she replied "Always know your enemy." Parenting Win! "

I had just made the 10 minutes till closing announcement, and this customer that just finished checking out goes "That means get out! These people wanna go home!" Made my day!

Bizarre And Crazy Customer Requests Waiters Have Received

"Who else has more than one alarm just to wake up?"