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Of all of the people I've known over the years, being bullied by those who had never understood my life with ADHD and autism are very.

SERIOUSLY

Child: "Mom, can I have a candy?" Mom: "Did you brush your teeth?" Child: "Not yet" Mom: "No, then you can't have candy." (Child leaves room and finds Dad)Child: "Dad, can I have candy?" Dad: "Yes.

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I was just telling my kids that we had to square dance in PE when I was in high school (Thank God we did that cuz I NEVER used that a day in my life after that).they were like, "what's square dancing?

I definitely need the second hug right about now. hehe

Please stop mistaking my wonderful sense of humor as flirtation. Just because I make you laugh does not mean I want you. I'm just naturally hilarious. {I'm not flirting. I'm just funny} customers don't understand

and corned beef & cabbage, soda bread, green beer ...

Patricks day is like Valentines day for people who love Jameson and bad decisions. Like us.<--------------- I am very proud to be Irish

Top 30 Funny Quotations and Sayings #famous

Top 30 Funny Quotations and Sayings

I look just like this when I'm trying to take a picture without someone noticing. Except when I leave the flash on lol!

I'm not the cat lady type. I'm more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my terms.The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoe.

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not the cat lady type. Im more like an actual cat.The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoe.

#gradschoolprobs

"Sorry I've been a bad friend lately. I've been busy being an awesome hermit." Always feel like this after I've found an awesome series to read!

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