My brain loves Taco Bell, but my colon doesn't. I still have no regrets.
Poorly Written Haikus
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I should have used this as my haiku for english class. My teacher had the best one though, it started with "I'm a belieber" and ended with "I believe in 'murica, but not Justin" BEST.HAIKU.EVER.
"How much can I fit / into a haiku format / Oh no I'm out of " // Comic by 'Toothpaste For Dinner': http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/091411
a traffic haiku lol #funny
Haiku. Every morning.
I did this recently. I felt that my sponge would want me to memorialize him with a poem.
A deep and introspective haiku on the true meaning of Jet-Ski.