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If I'm ever on life support will you please unplug me and then plug me back in and see if that works.

Ladies, If a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Did you hear about the agnostic insomniac with dyslexia? He used to lie awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.