This article was funny. Here's a snippet - - - Earth: Al Gore, naturally. / Moon: Newt Gingrich, fulfilling his lifelong dreams. / Mars: Chris Christie—like the god of war, you do not want to incur his wrath and his resulting reddish complexion.
This Wednesday 7/24 Queens Lager, from Queens Brewery to hit, where else? Queens! Be among the first in New York to gulp this amazingly hoppy lager at the following locations: 5 Napkin Burger Alobar Astoria Bier and Cheese Bistro 33 Blackwater Inn Bud's Ale House Cobblestones Pub The Courtyard Ale House The Flying Pig Forest Hills Station House Havana Dreams Mars MexiBBQ Mosaic Café and Lounge Opendoor Sunswick 35/35 Triboro Beverage William Hallet ...More to come!