Yule with DL Odin. FROM THE DAILY LOKI ARCHIVES: The fact is, Odin occasionally goes a little overboard in catching up with modern Midgardian traditions. (OP: "Not only are these hilarious, but call me a liar that this guy doesn't look EXACTLY like Alexander Sarsgaard. True Blood Christmas!")
Got one of these once. Was trying to throw out an old couch so we put it on the curb a few days before garbage day. Got a letter taped to our door the next day that simply said "we don't put couches on our lawns in this neighborhood, thank you very much!"