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"I asked Blake, Dude, why didnt you tell me I got fat? He said, That would go over like a lead balloon. Its not my job to tell you you're fat. Its my job to tell you you're beautiful." -Miranda Lambert    LOVE these two :)

"I asked Blake, 'Dude, why didn't you tell me I got fat?' He said, 'It's not my job to tell you you're fat. It's my job to tell you you're beautiful." -Miranda Lambert It's my job to tell wife she is beautiful.

Scientifically proven ;)

'You can't be sad when you're holding a cupcake.' - Kid President -- Are you having the mid-week blues? Have a cupcake!

true

Chocolate quote: Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands!

Exactly haha can't be all just be friends?

Have a laugh

The different between me and the rest of them, is that I say the shit everyone says behind your back to your face. And I have *NO* problem. ((*NO*problem. Never have, never will.

Aladdin

Aladdin by Tom Whalen - See the Full Mondo Disney Poster Gallery for "Nothing's Impossible!

Every time I see a video of me (or that I've recorded because apparently I can't record anything without narrating the whole video)  I vow never to speak on tape again.  Then forget...

so weird: it is. you think your voice sounds like something different because you are hearing it through your head, not your ears. Your voice is different than what you think.

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