"Oh, this old thing? It's from Aunt Sally. Silly Sal!"
"Do NOT touch. She doesn't like to be touched."
Apparently, there's a big resale market for giant bunny costumes...
Why would I ever want to touch that?
"Oh, sorry, you startled m-- oh crap."
This is just what my entryway is missing!
What kind of doll is this? The "victims of fires" line?
I feel you, girl.
I have so many questions, but I also just want to run away.